tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64793604965552734882012-02-16T12:20:04.385-08:00Aveam nevoie de un blog?Cu siguranta ca as fi putut trai si fara sa am blog, dar tinand cont ca sunt momente cand vreau sa arat si altora la ce ma gandesc am hotarat sa-mi fac si eu unul.Rusuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971380755999638487noreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6479360496555273488.post-16949951752025454082008-07-25T02:56:00.001-07:002008-07-25T02:58:19.949-07:00<a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SImjY_8Lx_I/AAAAAAAAAE0/DTwwI8GnoTY/s1600-h/g58ert3jt3445htrbss.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226888492416223218" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SImjY_8Lx_I/AAAAAAAAAE0/DTwwI8GnoTY/s320/g58ert3jt3445htrbss.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><br /><a title="hit tracker" href="http://www.histats.com/" target="_blank"><br /><br /><script language="javascript" type="text/javascript"><br /><br /><br /><br /> var s_sid = 366891;var st_dominio = 4;<br /><br /> var cimg = 331;var cwi =112;var che =62;<br /><br /> </script><br /><br /><br /><script language="javascript" src="http://s10.histats.com/js9.js" type="text/javascript"></script><br /><br /></a><br /><noscript><a href="http://www.histats.com" target="_blank"><br /> <img src="http://s4.histats.com/stats/0.gif?366891&1" alt="hit tracker" border="0" /></a><br /> </noscript><br /><br /><!-- Histats.com END --></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6479360496555273488-1694995175202545408?l=rususblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rusuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971380755999638487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6479360496555273488.post-27246963292446110852008-06-29T00:49:00.000-07:002008-07-22T13:58:36.792-07:00prezentatori nesimtiti...<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iDE1eO11rDo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iDE1eO11rDo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />cabina de proba<br /><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://www.220.ro/embed/70113"></script><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript">play_70113(450,390);</script><br /><br /><br />cea mai tare faza la camera ascunsa<br /><script language="javascript" src="http://www.220.ro/embed/30666" type="text/javascript"></script><br /><script language="javascript" type="text/javascript">play_30666(450,390);</script><br /><br /><br />farsele soldatilor din Irak<br /><script language="javascript" src="http://www.220.ro/embed/47369" type="text/javascript"></script><br /><script language="javascript" type="text/javascript">play_47369(450,390);</script><br /><br /><br />:))<br /><br /><script language="javascript" src="http://www.220.ro/embed/86971" type="text/javascript"></script><br /><script language="javascript" type="text/javascript">play_86971(450,390);</script><br /><br /><br />bataie intre femei<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cbI_w_rX3Zs&amp;hl=en"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cbI_w_rX3Zs&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JaBLaymYVm8&amp;hl=en"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JaBLaymYVm8&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6479360496555273488-2724696329244611085?l=rususblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rusuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971380755999638487noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6479360496555273488.post-21288024981900113742008-06-27T04:22:00.001-07:002008-06-27T04:27:57.109-07:00<script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://www.220.ro/embed/87712"></script><script type="text/javascript" language="javascript">play_87712(450,390);</script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6479360496555273488-2128802498190011374?l=rususblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rusuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971380755999638487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6479360496555273488.post-55763112975159914172008-06-26T11:50:00.001-07:002008-07-24T09:16:08.138-07:00rrrrrrrr...<br /><a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SIiqt0oxAXI/AAAAAAAAAEs/cJ9yZ-QDF3s/s1600-h/1185.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226615071763923314" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SIiqt0oxAXI/AAAAAAAAAEs/cJ9yZ-QDF3s/s320/1185.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>gasesteti jumatatea numai pe <a href="http://www.***********.com/">http://www.***********.com/</a></div><br /><div></div><br /><div><a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SIiqc4FxVHI/AAAAAAAAAEk/_LTCszS2V2I/s1600-h/1183.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226614780633109618" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SIiqc4FxVHI/AAAAAAAAAEk/_LTCszS2V2I/s320/1183.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>"nu va suparati e ocupat scaunul?"</div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div><a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SIiqPubs4OI/AAAAAAAAAEc/_Jvd6TbQbhk/s1600-h/1174.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226614554702438626" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SIiqPubs4OI/AAAAAAAAAEc/_Jvd6TbQbhk/s320/1174.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div>pe asa scaun sa tot stai...<br /><br /><a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SH9JuAiLtfI/AAAAAAAAAEU/i-dHkzvO0C4/s1600-h/ciudatenii-confort_total.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223975147539248626" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SH9JuAiLtfI/AAAAAAAAAEU/i-dHkzvO0C4/s320/ciudatenii-confort_total.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><div>Parinti inconstienti....<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SHN1aWgCKAI/AAAAAAAAAEM/eY1vGOAIi8Q/s1600-h/1167.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220645488629524482" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SHN1aWgCKAI/AAAAAAAAAEM/eY1vGOAIi8Q/s320/1167.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div>"tot pun eu mana pe tine.."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGnkzv8FexI/AAAAAAAAAEE/sqJSwOVPhPc/s1600-h/1140.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5217953220978375442" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGnkzv8FexI/AAAAAAAAAEE/sqJSwOVPhPc/s320/1140.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Nero burning rrom<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGnhHY-Ic9I/AAAAAAAAADs/bi4oXHzuLd8/s1600-h/1162.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5217949160363815890" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGnhHY-Ic9I/AAAAAAAAADs/bi4oXHzuLd8/s320/1162.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />.....<br /><br /><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGkljWdbaRI/AAAAAAAAADk/Fboe8ELvays/s1600-h/1144.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5217742932540090642" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGkljWdbaRI/AAAAAAAAADk/Fboe8ELvays/s320/1144.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />ultimul strajer<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGjVTS5PTII/AAAAAAAAADc/Z_kcrCxX1z4/s1600-h/416.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5217654695774866562" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGjVTS5PTII/AAAAAAAAADc/Z_kcrCxX1z4/s320/416.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />"Cand iti umflu una ..."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGXSug8tZEI/AAAAAAAAADU/QNI6RDM3RK0/s1600-h/pozazilei-24-05-2008.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216807439938970690" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGXSug8tZEI/AAAAAAAAADU/QNI6RDM3RK0/s320/pozazilei-24-05-2008.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />E cineva acasa?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGXSePoFe5I/AAAAAAAAADM/ulma58-Oh4s/s1600-h/pozazilei-20-06-2008.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216807160411159442" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGXSePoFe5I/AAAAAAAAADM/ulma58-Oh4s/s320/pozazilei-20-06-2008.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />Accessul cainilor strict interzis<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGXSEuItjTI/AAAAAAAAADE/77lzMPbzfGA/s1600-h/pozazilei-26-06-2008.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216806721924468018" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGXSEuItjTI/AAAAAAAAADE/77lzMPbzfGA/s320/pozazilei-26-06-2008.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Senzatii tari ... cu pisica<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGPoXpZ4r5I/AAAAAAAAACE/nd5LrM1PcRk/s1600-h/539.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216268286374227858" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGPoXpZ4r5I/AAAAAAAAACE/nd5LrM1PcRk/s320/539.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Pusculita dupa concediu<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGPnyDL93iI/AAAAAAAAAB8/wtkaLensc5M/s1600-h/504.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216267640460140066" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGPnyDL93iI/AAAAAAAAAB8/wtkaLensc5M/s320/504.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"De la D-zeu le am..."<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGPmB0HRn9I/AAAAAAAAAB0/QcKrAPT5Ahw/s1600-h/483.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216265712268582866" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGPmB0HRn9I/AAAAAAAAAB0/QcKrAPT5Ahw/s320/483.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><!-- Histats.com START --><br /><a title="hit tracker" href="http://www.histats.com/" target="_blank"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><script language="javascript" type="text/javascript"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> var s_sid = 366891;var st_dominio = 4;<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> var cimg = 331;var cwi =112;var che =62;<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> </script><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><script language="javascript" src="http://s10.histats.com/js9.js" type="text/javascript"></script><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></a><br /><noscript></noscript></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6479360496555273488-5576311297515991417?l=rususblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rusuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971380755999638487noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6479360496555273488.post-87611808983969819892008-06-25T16:37:00.000-07:002008-06-25T16:39:11.044-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGLXEqKrgTI/AAAAAAAAABk/3BurKZkTiV0/s1600-h/caricatura_169.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGLXEqKrgTI/AAAAAAAAABk/3BurKZkTiV0/s320/caricatura_169.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215967793486987570" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6479360496555273488-8761180898396981989?l=rususblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rusuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971380755999638487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6479360496555273488.post-66278280458190845982008-06-25T14:48:00.001-07:002008-07-10T06:17:35.178-07:00<span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"> Romanul si vechimea in munca<br /></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;">Americanul:"Eu si sotia mea lucram in aceeasi firma de 20 de ani. Eu am biroul meu, ea isi are biroul ei. Nu stiu ce face si nici nu ma intereseaza. Ea nu stie ce fac eu si nici nu o intereseaza."<br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"></span></span><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;">Rusul:"Eu si sotia mea lucram in acelasi birou de 20 de ani. Ea are fisetul ei, eu am fisetul meu. Nu stiu ce face si nici nu ma intereseaza. Ea nu stie ce fac eu si nici nu o intereseaza."<br /></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;">Romanul:" Eu lucrez de 20 de ani in acelasi birou. Nu stiu ce fac si nici nu ma intereseaza.</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;">Doi surdo-muţi se căsătoresc. În prima săptămînă, îşi dau seama că nu pot comunica în dormitor decît cu lumina aprinsă, deoarece amîndoi se înţelegeau prin limbajul semnelor. După mai multe nopţi de neînţelegeri, soţia găseşte o soluţie: - Iubitule, îi explică ea prin semne, nu putem să ne hotărîm la nişte semnale simple? De exemplu, dacă vrei să facem sex într-o noapte, mă strîngi o dată de sînul drept. Dacă nu vrei să facem sex, mă strîngi o dată de sînul stîng. Soţul este foarte încîntat: - Bună idee! Tot aşa, daca tu vrei să facem sex, mă tragi de p... o dată. Daca nu vrei, mă tragi de p... de cincizeci de ori. </span><br /><span style="color:#000000;"></span><br /></span><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">La un proces plictisitor din cale-afara, cand toti aproape ca<br />adormisera, un betiv exclama catre procuror:<br />- Sa ma pupi in fund !<br />- Afara !<br />- Nuuu ! Aici, sa vada toata lumea !</span><br /><strong><span class="style3"><br />În autobuz, 2 prietene stau de vorba:<br />- Ce ai, draga, ca nu arati prea bine?<br />- Pai, aseara am facut 38 cu 1.<br />- Curios, eu am facut 69 cu 2 si ma simt minunat…</span></strong><br /><span class="style3"><br />Un fotbalist la preot:<br />-Parinte , in RAI se joaca<span style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline"> fotbal</span>?<br />-Trebuie sa ma documentez , vino maine !<br />... Maine<br />-Parinte , ei ?<br />-Am o veste buna si una rea : Cea buna :Da , se joaca fotbal .<br />Cea Rea : Joi ai meci ...</span><br /><br /><br />Un politist patrula .Vine un copil si-i zice<br />-Nenea politistu'!<br />-Da.<br />-Cat e ceasul!<br />-2:45!<br />-La 3 fix sa ma pupi in fund ...<br />Si fuge. Politistul alearga dupa el. Dupa un colt da de un ofiter superior .<br />-Unde alergi asa , mai Ioane?<br />-Un nesimtit de copil a venit si mi-a zis sa-l pup in fund la 3.<br />-Da' e abia 2:45 , nu te grabi asa tare ca mai ai timp!!!<br /><br /><br />Bulă vine supărat acasă, iar taică-su îl întreabă:<br />T: Ce ai, Bulă?<br />B: Păi am luat 2 la mate…<br />T: Cum aşa, Bulă, ce s-a întâmplat?<br />B: Păi m-a întrebat cât face 2*3 şi i-am spus 6…<br />T: Aşa, şi?<br />B: Iar apoi m-a întrebat cât face 3*2…<br />T: Păi şi ce p**a mea, nu e tot una?<br />B: Asta am întrebat şi eu<br /><br /><br />Discuţie între doi rechini.- Unde ai fost zilele trecute? întreabă unul.- Am mâncat o blondă şi avea capul aşa de gol, că 3 zile n-am mai putut să mă scufund.<br /><br />Un nebun se credea bob de grâu. În fiecare an, doctorii îl consultau, îl întrebau ce e, şi-i mai prelungeau sejurul cu încă un an. Un cunoscut, aflat în vizită, îl sfătuieşte ca data viitoare când este întrebat să spună că este om. Anul următor, şeful comisiei îl întreabă pe nebun:- Ia zi, ce eşti tu?- Sunt om, ce să fiu?Încântat de răspuns, şeful comisiei îi dă drumul. Peste câteva minute, se întoarce nebunul disperat.- Ei, ce s-a întâmplat? întreabă şeful comisiei.Nebunul răspunde pierdut:- E o găină la poartă.<br /><br />Doi ardeleni merg la vanatoare.Dupa o vreme obositi si fara nimic in tolba hotarasc sa manance.Cum ei nu mananca fara sa traga o horinca, reusesc sa se torpileze bine de tot si adorm la umbra unui pom.Spre seara,cand a inceput sa se racoreasca,Gheo se trezeste,se freaca la ochi si observa deasupra lui un deltaplan.Speriat il trezeste in fuga si pe Vasai si-i arata dihania,la care Vasai il intreaba:Trag? -Trage! Vasai baga doua patroane in pusca si trage fara sa stea pe ganduri. Gheo:Nu cre`ca l-ai nimerit! Vasai:Nu-i bai,bin`co dat drumu` la om!!!<br /><br /><br />Suna soneria. Sotia disperata se roaga:<br />- Doamne fa sa dispara amantul, iar sotul sa nu stie nimic. La care un glas din inalturile cerului spune:<br />- Bine, fie...te scap... dar cand o sa mori o sa ti se traga de la apa. Sotia a fost bucuroasa ca a scapat de amant, gandindu-se ca in ceea ce priveste apa...va avea grija si se va feri. Peste un timp apare o oferta de nerefuzat pentru o croaziera pe mare, impreuna cu toate prietenele ei. Se duce femeia in excursie, cand deodata incepe o furtuna. Femeia iar se roaga:<br />- Doamne, stiu ca mi-ai spus ca o sa mor din cauza apei...dar acum, gandeste-te... sunt atatia oameni nevinovati...pentru mine o sa omori toti oamenii de pe acest vas? La care glasul raspunde:<br />- De-ai sti de cati ani ma chinui sa va adun pe toate...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6479360496555273488-6627828045819084598?l=rususblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rusuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971380755999638487noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6479360496555273488.post-4583080282748928862008-06-25T14:43:00.001-07:002008-06-27T05:54:03.379-07:00O noua campanie anti-fumat cu un slogan foarte convingator<br /><br /><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGTHD1_MdhI/AAAAAAAAAC8/rWdtddeaFuI/s1600-h/showimage.php.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216513137247548946" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGTHD1_MdhI/AAAAAAAAAC8/rWdtddeaFuI/s320/showimage.php.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Credeti ca s-a inventat totul?<br /><br /><a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGTGOOqyr2I/AAAAAAAAAC0/xyJq5ZlNy7E/s1600-h/smoking1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216512216159924066" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGTGOOqyr2I/AAAAAAAAAC0/xyJq5ZlNy7E/s320/smoking1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>După ce în UE s-a interzis fumatul în locuri publice, un restaurant din Germania a avut ideea să facă puncte de fumat, adică nişte găuri în perete astfel ca persoanele sa poata fuma fara sa paraseasca localul de tot.<br /><br /><a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGTFnqk8mkI/AAAAAAAAACs/5MEOzrOJDlU/s1600-h/smoking.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216511553636702786" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGTFnqk8mkI/AAAAAAAAACs/5MEOzrOJDlU/s320/smoking.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><br /><br /><div>No comment<br /><br /><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGTEXZFO04I/AAAAAAAAACk/IVtrZf7L9Vo/s1600-h/smoker.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216510174550741890" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGTEXZFO04I/AAAAAAAAACk/IVtrZf7L9Vo/s320/smoker.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><br /><div>O campanie guvernamentala anti-fumat inceputa pe 1 ianuarie in Marea Britanie, in speranta de a reduce numarul de fumatori. Reclamele ii arata prinsi intr-un carlig de pescuit si tarati de buza spre locurile lor preferate de fumat, relateaza BBC News. Oficialitatile sunt de parere ca asta ar sugera cata dependenta da tutunul.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGTDWE03DcI/AAAAAAAAACc/E5gAz0h8YIU/s1600-h/1167400745.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216509052421868994" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGTDWE03DcI/AAAAAAAAACc/E5gAz0h8YIU/s320/1167400745.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><br /><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGPpPE47AlI/AAAAAAAAACU/otTKXnbNTQg/s1600-h/438.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216269238644965970" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGPpPE47AlI/AAAAAAAAACU/otTKXnbNTQg/s320/438.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGK8avffZPI/AAAAAAAAABc/O7A9W_tc-rI/s1600-h/ATT00001.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215938486059623666" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGK8avffZPI/AAAAAAAAABc/O7A9W_tc-rI/s320/ATT00001.gif" border="0" /></a></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6479360496555273488-458308028274892886?l=rususblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rusuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971380755999638487noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6479360496555273488.post-10448845650040960392008-06-25T14:17:00.000-07:002008-06-26T14:49:22.640-07:00Nu-mi plac francezii deloc...Dar trebuie sa recunosc ca tipa asta e tare simpatica:)) "Vive la France"<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGK2j8leO6I/AAAAAAAAAAs/jI4Zwqoaz30/s1600-h/piiiiiiisssssss20.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215932047123430306" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGK2j8leO6I/AAAAAAAAAAs/jI4Zwqoaz30/s320/piiiiiiisssssss20.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK8YKHU1XEo"><br />Francezi prosti</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6479360496555273488-1044884565004096039?l=rususblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rusuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971380755999638487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6479360496555273488.post-18180793106294687272008-06-25T13:35:00.000-07:002008-07-01T00:52:37.937-07:00Sporturi extreme<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGniLX9BebI/AAAAAAAAAD8/7xemp_zWiV8/s1600-h/498.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGniLX9BebI/AAAAAAAAAD8/7xemp_zWiV8/s320/498.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5217950328321833394" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Un nou model de rulota<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGnhjKx2mhI/AAAAAAAAAD0/JtYI7VpEKJc/s1600-h/1148.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGnhjKx2mhI/AAAAAAAAAD0/JtYI7VpEKJc/s320/1148.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5217949637590555154" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Un nou sistem antifurt<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGK7LM9-qCI/AAAAAAAAABU/3Q5q1wq6eS8/s1600-h/dacia1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGK7LM9-qCI/AAAAAAAAABU/3Q5q1wq6eS8/s320/dacia1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215937119582595106" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Transport rapid la domiciliu<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGK5-TSU4NI/AAAAAAAAABM/0A8-JjVhohQ/s1600-h/slk_pick-up_1_.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGK5-TSU4NI/AAAAAAAAABM/0A8-JjVhohQ/s320/slk_pick-up_1_.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215935798428623058" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />"Ba Gheorghe!!Vezi ca-ti bate-o roata"<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGK5RHr_P0I/AAAAAAAAABE/_BSUuEtuXmQ/s1600-h/Mvc_285f.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGK5RHr_P0I/AAAAAAAAABE/_BSUuEtuXmQ/s320/Mvc_285f.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215935022220918594" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Tara de kkt masini de kkt<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGK5AKZ6A9I/AAAAAAAAAA8/Z4KpNuFyMso/s1600-h/vphoto.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGK5AKZ6A9I/AAAAAAAAAA8/Z4KpNuFyMso/s320/vphoto.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215934730892608466" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />Noul model de volkswagen<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGKsxIODgnI/AAAAAAAAAAk/7Oc2HyW4fK4/s1600-h/4571-1214203873585.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGKsxIODgnI/AAAAAAAAAAk/7Oc2HyW4fK4/s320/4571-1214203873585.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215921278468457074" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6479360496555273488-1818079310629468727?l=rususblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rusuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971380755999638487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6479360496555273488.post-68575507065199600882008-06-25T13:22:00.000-07:002008-06-25T14:27:50.301-07:00Era o vorba:"Tara arde si baba se scarpina'n C*R<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGK4MPpgVfI/AAAAAAAAAA0/rO0hCqYxvxs/s1600-h/Firemen.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGK4MPpgVfI/AAAAAAAAAA0/rO0hCqYxvxs/s320/Firemen.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215933838947014130" border="0" /></a><br />Stau si ma gandesc cateodata de unde atata prostie la unii...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGKp1bjT_tI/AAAAAAAAAAc/0e-smdSOBEM/s1600-h/viitorul.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGKp1bjT_tI/AAAAAAAAAAc/0e-smdSOBEM/s320/viitorul.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215918053842484946" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6479360496555273488-6857550706519960088?l=rususblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rusuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971380755999638487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6479360496555273488.post-34302616886269114642008-06-25T09:09:00.000-07:002008-06-25T09:17:29.941-07:00Problema in aceasta poza nu e caruta care incadrata corect pe banda a doua asteapta culoarea verde a semaforului, ci soferul din audi care grabit trece pe rosu.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGJvdHxt8sI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kmxS-J7unvE/s1600-h/boul_la_semafor_650.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGJvdHxt8sI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kmxS-J7unvE/s320/boul_la_semafor_650.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215853864542925506" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6479360496555273488-3430261688626911464?l=rususblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rusuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971380755999638487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6479360496555273488.post-21173015645562868522008-06-25T09:02:00.000-07:002008-06-25T09:08:35.449-07:00<span style="font-size:100%;"> Pesimistul vede intr-un tunel intunericul, Optimistul vede lumina de la capatul lui, Realistul vede luminile trenului care vine, Mecanicul de locomotiva vede trei idioti pe sine.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGJtELUoxXI/AAAAAAAAAAM/bqb4WhAbAwE/s1600-h/La%2Bcapatul%2Btunelului.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/__9XZKfkfZL4/SGJtELUoxXI/AAAAAAAAAAM/bqb4WhAbAwE/s320/La%2Bcapatul%2Btunelului.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215851236974708082" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6479360496555273488-2117301564556286852?l=rususblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rusuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971380755999638487noreply@blogger.com0